This is the first day of 2020, otherwise known as the Seventh Year of our Palin. I am writing because my recent surgery went terribly wrong. Instead of turning me into a drone, the surgery left me with the ability to think. I must get down my thoughts before I am caught by the Purity Police. I see on the public monitors that the United Haliburton States of America has just sold naming rights to Rupert Murdoch, making us the United Fox News States of America. Within days they will try to make us forget that we were ever the United Haliburton States of America.
Last week I saw a plane flying over New Morgan Chase York City. A very important person must have been inside.
I have to hide now. Somebody's coming.
Last week I saw a plane flying over New Morgan Chase York City. A very important person must have been inside.
I have to hide now. Somebody's coming.
